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The kids get their yearbooks, and Jackie is having a great time admiring all the pictures of herself. Fez is very upset when he's told that there are no pictures of him; he thinks is must be because foreigners aren't allowed in the yearbook. Hyde points out that someone's mooning in the crowd in a pep rally photo. Eric thinks it's hilarious until he identifies the butt as Donna's. Eric's clearly upset that his girlfriend's naked butt is in the yearbook for the world to see; Donna thinks he's being ridiculously uptight. Bob tells Red and Kitty that he and Midge can't come over to play cards as planned, and Midge comments that Bob's feels awkward around the Formans now that Eric and Donna are having sex. Jackie tells Leo, Hyde's boss, about how great she thinks Hyde is, but Leo thinks she's hitting on him. Kitty's determined to clear the air with Bob and Midge, but Red urges her to leave things alone; this is the perfect opportunity for them to grow apart. Eric's ready to forget about the mooning episode, but Donna suddenly becomes a celebrity around school with people asking her to autograph the infamous photo. The parents have their card game, and the atmosphere is really strained, but both men agree that any discussion of sex among themselves will make things even worse. Fez, still bitter about what he perceives as racial discrimination, needles Leo while they're playing Foos Ball calling him "cracker." Leo responds that first of all he thinks he's Chinese and secondly maybe Fez should put his money where his mouth is. Jackie tells Hyde she's signed them up for rollerdisco lessons at SkateWorld that night. When Hyde refuses to go, Jackie, wounded, says she guesses she's just not cool enough to hang out with him; Hyde agrees. Eric's still harping on the photo of Donna's butt, and Donna says that the problem is that he's both a big baby and a prude. Eric responds by dropping his pants just in time to be seen by all the parents as Bob and Midge are leaving the Formans' house. Kelso, who has bet twenty dollars on Fez in the Fez/Leo Foos Ball match, wants Fez to channel all his rage against "whitey" into the game, but when Fez finds out he is, in fact, in the yearbook he cheerfully loses. Just as a cop is walking by, Jackie shows up with a bag of pot (from her dad's stash) to prove to Hyde that she's cool The cop starts to arrest her, but Hyde convinces the cop that the bag belongs to him, and he gets busted. Hyde, by his chivalrous act, only succeeds in making Jackie more smitten than ever.
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